Do you choose to accept this mission....

When you are at work, images such as these can drive you to become so sick that you need to go get out of the office and go home. The odd thing is that once you get in the car, you realize your gear is in the trunk ( Its Always in the trunk!!) and you begin to feel better. With your day at work shot, everyone else is in the office, and the families not expecting you home until dinner..You mine as well go chuck a line!

A couple of things before you strategize your escape...

If you lose your job, wife leaves you, or you just get busted..I just made a suggestion...

• Never call your buddy becasue he'll be mad he can't escape and call your house instead of your cellphone 10 minutes before you walk in the door to ask your wife for the days fishing report...This is a covert missions and he was out the other day without you!!


• Do not bring the pics in to the job with you tommorrow and make them your "NEW DESKTOP BACKGROUND!" You get Darwinized if you are busted...


• Take your waders off before you begin your drive home. Nothing is worst than pulling up in the garage, taking 10 minutes to come in and your wife catching you ripping off your waders...

Sometimes you really just need to have some " You Time"

This really must be a sickness...

Now Marinate..